Personal Ad

For all of my well-meaning friends who think that I use the Breast Cancer 3-Day as a live-action search engine for meeting girls, rather than an expression of my dedication to a worthy cause...well, they're right. Considering my past performance, maybe the following will improve my "hit" rate:


SWM, 42, healthy, fit, nonsmkr, electrical engineer with charming personality, rugged good looks, and full head of hair...seeking healthy SWF for long romantic walks and camping under the stars with hundreds of close personal friends. Must be willing to enjoy frosty cold adult beverages on sun-splashed, tropical beaches at least one week out of the year. Turn-ons: Sense of humor, pink walking shoes, and the taste of Gatorade G2 sports drink in the morning. Turn-offs: Blisters larger than one's own toes, Minnesota winters, and Hillary Clinton. (Note: Green Bay Packers fans must pass personal interview, drug test, and psychological evaluation. Actually, so should Minnesota Vikings fans.)


Scott's Official 3-Day Countdown: 3 days until Day 1 (as of 10:00PM CDT, only 57 hours until "GO" time!)